So I was at the store this evening...I wore my "Boobies Make Me Smile" t-shirt...it was really an unconcious decision to wear it...as it is with most of my clothing decisions...which explains my fashion sense...
Anyway, I was looking at some items and this girl about 18 or so was with her family and she said, "Look, grandma, boobies make him smile." Then she turns to me and says, "Penises make me smile."
HUZZAH!
Damn, I'm a pimp.
