Attack of the Time-Waster...

So, I guess that douchebag actually tried to file the claim through our insurance...so, now I have to take time out of my busy schedule and get my car inspected 2 weeks from now...too bad they won't be able to find anything...basically, this guy can't prove anything...the whole situation is too ridiculous to even consider...he's filing an insurance claim (or at least trying to) for something he could wipe off with that scratch remover stuff you can get at even the cheapest store...
And if the insurance company does pay out for this, then we'll be looking elsewhere for our insurance needs...it'd be interesting to see if this guy has a history of this, which I'm willing to bet that he does...

So, that's about where we are with that...

I just seem to attract the most bizarre, outrageous, ridiculous situations...I think I'm gonna compile them all together and write a book...I can at least make some money off these bastards who've tried screwing me over the years...

It's partially my fault, too, I guess...I really wish I could be more assertive, but I'm just too flippin' nice for my own good...and whenever I have blown up at people, I've always felt guilty afterwards...to not let people intimidate me....that, and to be less fat...

I guess that's my New Year's resolution...

Next time someone says I dinged their car, I'm just gonna drive off...

Back to the Vault or Disney Sucks a Mean Cock...

So, I noticed Disney has brought their vault back to be closed again as is their annual ritual of trying to siphon as much dough as they can before the year is out...

Lady and the Tramp, LATT 2 and also the Narnia 4-disc...of course, they just released that about a month ago and it's already going in the vault...that's a new kind of record...I was gonna buy it because I thought I had a good year or 2 before they retired it, but I shoulda known better with Disney...but, I think I can pass on it...I'm not gonna play into their little game...fuck Disney...

So, that little scam artist didn't get away with his scheme...I knew it was all a crock...I hate ass-cock, douchebag, cunt rags like that...they make me sick...

My lord, I'm bitter tonight...

And I need to clean my room...

So, ol' Sadaam got the rope today...good riddance...though they shoulda Mussolini-ized his ass...ya know, torture him for a few days, then drag his body naked through the streets for all to see...that coulda been fun...

I hate looking for a job...it's right up there with having your testicles zapped with jumper cables...but, like the zapping, it has to be done...I have no choice at this point...even being in school is expensive...gas money, printing costs, supplies, etc...plus, I have all these bad, expensive habits to support...I just need a nice, steady, low-stress job to have while I'm in school...just a part-time gig...

Anybody have any suggestions?

Ok, well, I think I'm gonna get back to the job search...

And I need to clean my room...

27th Time's the Charm or Dingy McScamsalot

Ok, so I know I've made about 5 million of these blogs before and I forget about them and/or I'm just too damn lazy to update, but I think I can pull it off this time...

And for this new inaugural edition, I have a lovely story of a scam artist at work in his native habitat...the Best Buy parking lot.

So, I was there intending to spend the $50 gift card I got for Christmas (thanks, Henry), not really sure what I was there to buy. I did find out, however, that I pretty much own the movies I absolutely have to need, save for a few choice picks...and I also realized that the only movies on sale are the really shitty ones...and the average movie buyer has atrocious taste, but I already knew that...

Anyway, back to the story...so, I'm in the store for about an hour as I leave empty handed because of my uncanny ability to be indecisive...as I'm walking back to my car, there's a gangly, severely unattractive dude hangin' out by my car, manila folder and pen in hand...

So, he claims I dinged his car with my door...I deny the entire thing and pretty much just let it go in one ear and out the other...he tried to scare me by saying he notified the police who, by that reckoning, must be the most efficient cops in the history of law enforcement, and that they had all my info...too bad he didn't know that the cops won't come out for a door ding for pete's sake...

Douche...

Long story short, he was just trying to grime some money...he even said he checks his door everytime he goes somewhere...I couldn't live like that...I bet he sleeps with one eye open and keeps rear-view mirrors on his glasses...

So, that's that...some people just irritate the fuck outta me...

Well, I think that'll be it for this installment...I shall head outta here, go play some more Star Wars: Empire at War...someone's gotta save the galaxy...

Peace out.