Ok, so I know I've made about 5 million of these blogs before and I forget about them and/or I'm just too damn lazy to update, but I think I can pull it off this time...
And for this new inaugural edition, I have a lovely story of a scam artist at work in his native habitat...the Best Buy parking lot.
So, I was there intending to spend the $50 gift card I got for Christmas (thanks, Henry), not really sure what I was there to buy. I did find out, however, that I pretty much own the movies I absolutely have to need, save for a few choice picks...and I also realized that the only movies on sale are the really shitty ones...and the average movie buyer has atrocious taste, but I already knew that...
Anyway, back to the story...so, I'm in the store for about an hour as I leave empty handed because of my uncanny ability to be indecisive...as I'm walking back to my car, there's a gangly, severely unattractive dude hangin' out by my car, manila folder and pen in hand...
So, he claims I dinged his car with my door...I deny the entire thing and pretty much just let it go in one ear and out the other...he tried to scare me by saying he notified the police who, by that reckoning, must be the most efficient cops in the history of law enforcement, and that they had all my info...too bad he didn't know that the cops won't come out for a door ding for pete's sake...
Douche...
Long story short, he was just trying to grime some money...he even said he checks his door everytime he goes somewhere...I couldn't live like that...I bet he sleeps with one eye open and keeps rear-view mirrors on his glasses...
So, that's that...some people just irritate the fuck outta me...
Well, I think that'll be it for this installment...I shall head outta here, go play some more Star Wars: Empire at War...someone's gotta save the galaxy...
Peace out.
1 comment:
Holy crap, man. People are really that creepy? I pity the fools who are that hard up for cash..get a real job, MF's!!!
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