Political Correctness Strikes Again...

So, I'm sitting here watching Back to the Future on ABC Family and I'm paying attention to all the editing for television (a.k.a. butchering) they've done to the film...

"Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein!" is now...

"Geez Louise, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein!"

I can sit through those seemingly meaningless edits...that's fine...

The one that really got me, however, was this...

When Marty writes the letter to Doc telling him he'll be shot, they've removed the reference to them being terrorists...

"On the night I go back to the future, you will be shot ---- Please take..." Etc. etc.

It should be "you will be shot by terrorists."

In fact, they've almost completely cut the Libyans from the film save for a minute or two in the beginning when Marty is trying to run from them in the DeLorean...

"Oh my God, they found me. I don't know how, but they found me."
"Who?! WHO?!"
"Who do you think? The Libyans!"

Cut to:

Marty in the DeLorean driving around the parking lot trying to out run them.

They completely cut out Doc getting shot....

Now, I understand the current world climate, but isn't that exactly what they want us to do? Change how we live because we're "afraid"?

Well, that's bullshit....

I can't believe what they've done to this movie for television...

Thank the Almighty for uncensored DVD....

Geez Louise....

McDriver's License...

I swear they'll give licenses to anyone who can walk these days....so, I was driving home from my friend's house Sunday night...I was obeying all the rules, driving the speed limit, staying in my own lane, etc...when there's this big ol' pick up truck in the lane next to me...as I start to get ahead of him, I notice that he's getting closer to me...so, being a defensive driver, I start to slow down...and he's just movin' on over into my lane sans blinker...so I just smack my horn and hold it down for about a minute as he finishes his disregarding merge....then he continues over to the exit....and even then, he can't decide which lane he likes better...I was going to flip him off, but he was too far away to see me and, I mean, what's the point of givin' someone the bird if they can't see it....am I right?

Fuckin' morons.

Not you.

People who drive like that.

"Here's your McLicense...would you like an endorsement with that?"

Christ.

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Bitches....

So, I went to Best Buy to use my gift card and pick up the Flyboys dvd...and I get there and they're all sold out! What the fizzle?! I went to two different locations and niether one had it! I didn't think that movie was that popular...I know not that many people went to see it, so I figured no one would care about the dvd...but I guess either I was duped by the box office, or there are just a lot of stupid dvd buyers who blind buy at the drop of a hat...I'm guessing the latter...

Oh, so my insurance denied that douchebag's claim...even the guy inspecting the car was dumbfounded...

I guess everything happens for a reason...all those years of beating and scraping the hell out of my car paid off...they couldn't find any damage that wasn't already there...and I don't think they would have anyway, but hey...that's how the cow farts, my friends...

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Word of the Day:

recherche - adj. - 1. studied or redefined; careful 2. rare

(Thanks, New American Webster Handy College Dictionary, Third Edition)

Ummmmm.....

I had something good to post, but I done forgot what it was....