I swear they'll give licenses to anyone who can walk these days....so, I was driving home from my friend's house Sunday night...I was obeying all the rules, driving the speed limit, staying in my own lane, etc...when there's this big ol' pick up truck in the lane next to me...as I start to get ahead of him, I notice that he's getting closer to me...so, being a defensive driver, I start to slow down...and he's just movin' on over into my lane sans blinker...so I just smack my horn and hold it down for about a minute as he finishes his disregarding merge....then he continues over to the exit....and even then, he can't decide which lane he likes better...I was going to flip him off, but he was too far away to see me and, I mean, what's the point of givin' someone the bird if they can't see it....am I right?
Fuckin' morons.
Not you.
People who drive like that.
"Here's your McLicense...would you like an endorsement with that?"
Christ.
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